Sunday, April 13, 2014

Aldon Smith Makes Bomb Threats at LAX

Aldon Smith was apparently drunk and making bomb threats at LAX this weekend. Class act. Tough to determine how many Crime points this is worth. Could be seen as harmless, but bomb threats at airports are pretty much never seen as benign. I'm going with 3 points initially, but will changed based on vote input. What do you think?

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Chris Culliver arrested on multiple charges, including BRASS KNUCKLES

I didn't know anyone still used these?



Culliver does apparently.Hit & run, reckless driving, and brass knuckles' charges. I think 3 points, what do you think?


Monday, March 17, 2014

Monday, February 3, 2014

2013 Crime Champions - Denver Broncos

While losing the Superbowl sucks, at least the Broncos can take solace in winning the 2013 NFL Crime Championship. This was not easy work as the Patriots were pushing an early lead with Aaron Hernandez arrest for murder. But the Broncos were steady in producing 7 different arrests this season, including 2 DUIs by management.
You deserve a trophy mug made out of bacon.

Friday, January 31, 2014

The 2013 Crime Season is almost over...

And it sure looks like Denver is going to win the Crime Championship. At 11 points, they are still 3 points ahead of the 49ers (who have just emerged in 2nd place). Seattle is looking golden to win the Drug Championship with 6 points. Gee, Denver and Seattle. Legalized MJ, Superbowl, and soon to be Crime / Drug champions!

49ers guard Daniel Kilgore arrested for public intoxication

Daniel Kilgore was arrested for public intoxication last weekend near his Tennessee home. 1 crime point to the 49ers.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Fred Davis suspended 6 games for PEDS

After winning the PED Rankings in 2012, Washington has made a late move into 3rd place with a 6 game suspension to Fred Davis.