Mark Sanchez shows his ass, gives the Jets a point.

Apparently Mark Sanchez showed his ass to the camera while dancing. Relatively benign, but worth a point in the inflammatory category I think.

Browns' Rookie Walcott Charged with Attempted Murder, 4 points

Cleveland Browns' rookie Ausar Walcott has been charged with attempted murder due to trying to beat the crap out of someone at a bar last weekend. I think for now this seems like a 3 (out of 4) points in the crime scale, which will propel the Browns back in the league. What do you think?

Vote on Hernandez Situation Point Value for Patriots

Patriots Aaron Hernandez in Trouble

If you haven't been paying attention, Hernandez could be in trouble. Lots of trouble.

While legally it's very premature, we're going to give the Patriots 2 points in the "Crime" category, with the option of adding more later (or dropping) depending on how it goes. The entire mess might still be worth a few "Big Mouth" points for the general distraction it's going to cause.

Cromartie could be the best CB, but doesn't want to.

According to him. This is pretty stupid. Benign, but stupid enough for 1 point to the Jets in the Big Mouth standings.

Patriots Owner Robert Kraft / Putin Dispute

Seemingly backing off claims that Vladimir Putin stole Kraft's Superbowl ring, we have to give 2 points to the Patriots in the Big Mouth category.

Greg Little is Kinda Stoopid

He claims he won't wear leg pads, even though the league is reinstating the rule requiring them to play. Pretty stupid. 1 point.

Rams pick up Ogletree's DUI Points

Alex Ogletree had a DUI in Georgia in February before he was drafted. Since the DUI occurred after the Superbowl, it counts toward this season and the team that picked him up. Which is the Rams, for 2 points.

Matt Birk iniciates the Inflammatory Scorecard

Matt Birk's refusal to meet the President, no matter if you agree with him or not, I believe is somewhat inflammatory. 2 points worth.

Jason Peters arrested for drag racing, etc...

Jason Peters arrested for drag racing, etc...

One point for Philadelphia.

First round of NFL Standings

I've updated the NFL standings for criminal and PED busts. The count starts after the Super Bowl, and will run all the way through next season. Right now Chicago leads the Criminal category, while Seattle leads the PED category.