Riley Cooper vows to "fight every ni--er" at concert

This loser won't last in the NFL now. Over / under on the # games till someone "accidentally" blows out his knee or tears his nuts off? I think 2 points for Philadelphia. What do you think?

Raiders' receiver suspended 4 games for substance abuse.

Andre Holmes was suspended for 4 games following apparent multiple violations of the NFL's substance abuse policy. 1 PED point for the Raiders.

Jarvis Jenkins suspended 4 games for PEDs

Another Redskin 4 game suspension. 1 more point for them. The worst team for PEDs in 2012 + 2013 (so far).

Von Miller Suspended 4 games for PEDs

Yet another Denver violation. 1 PED point to the Broncos. What's with this team?

A DoublePlay - Eric Wright arrested on misdemeanor charge - goes against both Bucs and 49ers

I find these cases the most amusing. You have a player arrested on a misdemeanor charge while with his old team, cut, then picked up by another team. Clearly, the Bucs are penalized 1 point, but I also think the 49ers deserve a point since they picked him up right after. Did they know about the arrest? Doesn't matter - it's their responsibility to find out and their integrity should be affected.

Colts' Saunder Suspended 8 games for PEDS

Colts' tight end Wesley Saunders has been suspended for 8 games for PED violations, doubling his penalty from last year's 4 game suspension. That's 2 solid points for the Colts in the PED rankings.

ANOTHER Denver DUI

Wow! Broncos DE Quentin Saulsberry was arrested for DUI in May. 2 more Crime points for Denver. Pathetic!

Post - Zimmerman Tweets are Inflammatory

Roddy White & Victor Cruz hinted at payback toward George Zimmerman on Twitter, get 2 Inflammatory points for their respective teams.

Pouncey Brothers Idiotic Hats gets their teams some Inflammatory points.

Mike and Maurice Pouncey apologized for showing support for Aaron Hernandez by wearing "Free Hernandez" hats. Great role models for your children, right? 2 points to the Dolphins and Steelers.

Alfonso Dennard arrested for DUI

Alfonso Dennard arrested on suspicion of DUI. Another 2 points for the Patriots, putting them back into the Crime lead.

Dion Lewis claims Hernandez friend 'snitched" on him

Dion Lewis tweeted (and deleted) that Carlos Ortiz snitched on Aaron Hernandez. What's worse than snitching? How about murder? I'd say that's a little bit worse. Complaining about snitching is probably worse too. 1 point to Cleveland in the Inflammatory category for this stupid statement.

Kaluka Maiava arrested for assault

Somehow unreported for months, Raiders' Maiava and brother were arrested for assaulting two dudes in a bar. Worth 1 or 2 points? Not sure.

Mile-High or Mile-Drunk? Two Broncos DUI'd

Two members of the Broncos' personnel staff, Matt Russell and Tom Heckert, have been arrested for DUI. A solid 4 points toward Denver. Nice work not getting a ride, rich guys.