Monday, August 26, 2013
Mike Goodson Suspended 4 games for PEDS
Already accruing points for being arrested in May, Mike Goodson is now helping the Jets in the PED category with a 4 game suspension. Nice job, Mike.
Vikings Jerome Felton Suspended 3 games for PED Violation
Nice job getting an odd number of games, given the NFL usually gives bans in even numbers. Curious to find out more info on the actual substance.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Richie Incognito Knocked out a Hotel Security Guard
Incognito better figure out a better way to disguise himself, as the dirty player allegedly knocked out a hotel security guard. There's no real arrest (yet), but I think this fits into the crime category. 1 point for Miami.
Monday, August 19, 2013
Wrong Direction: Von Miller suspension going up from 4 to 6 games
So much for being vindicated. Instead, it appears Von Miller is going to be suspended an additional 2 games to the original 4 games for PED use. Another 0.5 PED points to the Broncos, who continue their overall domination of the rankings.
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Demarcus Dobbs suspended 1 week for PEDS
Just one week? How does that happen? What, did he drink too much caffeine?
Jo-Lonn Dunbar Suspended 4 games for PEDS
Suddenly a busy day. 1 point to St. Louis.
Von Miller Arrested
for failure to appear in court to address being charged for careless driving and driving without a license last year. This guy is a little bit a of a problem...
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Greg Jennings says the Packers brainwash players
If true, does that mean the Vikings stupedize their players?
How many inflammatory points is that worth?
Monday, August 5, 2013
Joe McKnight arrested for not paying fines
Pulled over for speeding then arrested for nor paying fines. Dummy. 1 point.
Bucs' Charles Darby arrested for domestic violence
Gotta love those domestic disputes. This one seems pretty minor, as allegedly Darby "only" pushed his wife during an argument. 1 point to Tampa Bay.
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Cardinals Cheerleader Arrested for Assault
We love diversity. It's not just about the players, but the entire organization's behavior. Including cheerleaders. 1 point for Arizona.
Friday, August 2, 2013
Asa Jackson Suspended 8 games for PEDS
Following a 4 game ban last year, Jackson has doubled down and lost his gamble. Will he try for a trifecta next year and lose the whole season? 2 PED points to the Ravens.
Thursday, August 1, 2013
DeMarcus Love suspended 4 games for PEDS
Wonder what he took? 1 point to the Vikings.
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