Pacman Jones arrested for Disorderly Conduct

I was just thinking the other day how impressive Pacman has been in seemingly turning his pro career around and avoiding getting into trouble. Whoops. I wonder if there will be any suspension given his previous run-ins. 1 point to the Bengals

Aldon Smith Arrested for DUI & MJ, with a great mugshot

Not many good arrests lately, so thankfully Aldon Smith has come to the rescue. He was arrested on suspicion of DUI and woops, the cops also found some weed on him! He then gave us this great mug shot. 2 points to San Fran.

ANOTHER Von Miller arrest! Warrant for failing to appear in court

This time in California. This is unbelievably pathetic and reeks of a person who thinks they are above the law. Yet another 1 point for the pathetic Denver Broncos franchise.

Von Miller cited for speeding & driving with suspended license

Yet another Denver hiccup. Tack on 1 more point to extend their lead over New England to 3 points in the Crime rankings.

Colts' Boyett arrested, then cut

Rookie safety John Boyett did not have a good weekend. Arrested for a few minor drunken offenses, then cut by the Colts. 1 point to Indy.