Greg Hardy arrested for domestic violence

Greg Hardy arrested for domestic violence, details are still scarce. Will update the post when more info, but giving 2 Crime points to Carolina right now. How many do you think this is worth?

Aldon Smith Makes Bomb Threats at LAX

Aldon Smith was apparently drunk and making bomb threats at LAX this weekend. Class act. Tough to determine how many Crime points this is worth. Could be seen as harmless, but bomb threats at airports are pretty much never seen as benign. I'm going with 3 points initially, but will changed based on vote input. What do you think?

Chris Culliver arrested on multiple charges, including BRASS KNUCKLES

I didn't know anyone still used these?

Culliver does apparently.Hit & run, reckless driving, and brass knuckles' charges. I think 3 points, what do you think?

Colts Owner Jim Irsay Arrested for DUI and felony possession

Jim Irsay is not sober anymore. And also arrested on four felony counts of possession of controlled substances.

3 points to the Colts in the Crime Rankings.

2013 Crime Champions - Denver Broncos

While losing the Superbowl sucks, at least the Broncos can take solace in winning the 2013 NFL Crime Championship. This was not easy work as the Patriots were pushing an early lead with Aaron Hernandez arrest for murder. But the Broncos were steady in producing 7 different arrests this season, including 2 DUIs by management.
You deserve a trophy mug made out of bacon.

The 2013 Crime Season is almost over...

And it sure looks like Denver is going to win the Crime Championship. At 11 points, they are still 3 points ahead of the 49ers (who have just emerged in 2nd place). Seattle is looking golden to win the Drug Championship with 6 points. Gee, Denver and Seattle. Legalized MJ, Superbowl, and soon to be Crime / Drug champions!

49ers guard Daniel Kilgore arrested for public intoxication

Daniel Kilgore was arrested for public intoxication last weekend near his Tennessee home. 1 crime point to the 49ers.

Fred Davis suspended 6 games for PEDS

After winning the PED Rankings in 2012, Washington has made a late move into 3rd place with a 6 game suspension to Fred Davis.

Kellen Winslow Pleases His Little Soldier at Target

Apparently Kellen whipped it out in a parking lot at Target. No arrest, but worth at least 2 inflammatory points, don't you think?
UPDATE: Bumped up to 3 by popular demand!

Davone Bess arrested for assaulting a police officer

I think this is worth 2 crime points, what do you think?

Transaction Sheet 1/5/2014

Erin Henderson arrested for DUI

2 crime points to the Vikes for another DUI.

Pay Your Child Support

As a NFL player, it shouldn't be that hard, Will Hill. 1 point to the Giants.

Brandon Browner gets 1 year ban for PEDs

The Seahawks are notorious for PED use, even though they haven't been caught much in 2013.

Then the last few days happened. Since Browner is a repeat offender, word is he will be banned for an entire year for PED use.

We penalize in proportion to the number of games suspended, so repeat offenders are scored higher. 4 points to the Seahawks, and congrats, now Seattle is in 1st place for PED use!

Gronk mocks Asian Fan

Per ESPN:

"Gronkowski was heard on a tape posted by TMZ Sports mocking a man wearing Gronkowski's No. 87 jersey.

"They told me he could only cook fried rice," Gronkowski said into a microphone at the club. He then called the man "Leslie Chow," the Asian character played by Ken Jeong in the "Hangover" movies. Then on the video, a person involved with the event reminds those in attendance that cell phone video is to be left with organizers."

I think 2 Inflammatory points to the Patriots, what do you think?

Vikings’ Jerome Simpson arrested on DWI charge

Jerome refused a breathalyzer test. Jerome goes to jail. 2 points to the Vikings in the Crime Rankings.

Dolphins' GM Ireland told Martin to punch Incognito

The Miami Dolphins are a joke. I think it's safe to say bye-bye to Jeff Ireland.

I think 2 more Inflammatory points to the Dolphins.

How many do you think it's worth?

Richie Incognito is a d-bag

Honestly I don't really track "inflammatory" comments as well as I should, mostly because it is pretty subjective and I'm lazy. But when player like Riley Cooper and Incognito make racial threats, well that's pretty easy to track.

I say 2 points to the Dolphins in the Inflammatory Rankings - what do you think? Oh btw Richie puts the Dolphins into 1st place all by his lonesome. Well done.

UPDATE: From PFT, "Adam Schefter of ESPN reports that in April of 2013, Incognito left a voicemail for Martin saying, “Hey, wassup, you half n—– piece of [expletive] . . . I saw you on Twitter, you been training ten weeks. [I want to] [expletive] in your [expletive] mouth. [I'm going to] slap your [expletive] mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face (laughter). [Expletive] you, you’re still a rookie. I’ll kill you.”"

SECOND UPDATE: D-bag Richie's Facebook photos. Loser.

Justin Blackmon 8 games for Substance Abuse

There's been quite a drug-bust drought, but Justin is here to save the day. 2 points to the Jaguars in the PED Rankings. Yeah I know "substance abuse" isn't necessarily performance enhancing, but still drug related so close enough.

Kellen Winslow Suspended 4 games for PEDS

I guess you're not gonna get the ball like you asked, "soldier".