Kellen Winslow Suspended 4 games for PEDS

I guess you're not gonna get the ball like you asked, "soldier".

Charges Filed Against Aldon Smith for Assault Weapon Possession

Aldon Smith is not having a good year. In addition to his DUI a month ago, felony charges have now been filed for possession of assault weapons during a party at his house in 2012. I think that's worth 2 Crime points to 49ers. What do you think?

Browns Executive Arrested for DUI

Browns executive Jon Sandusky was arrested on suspicion of DUI, in Fargo. Sadly, Sandusky is the son of the infamous Jerry Sandusky, and probably had reason to be drinking heavily. But no excuse for driving. 2 points to the Browns.

Pacman Jones arrested for Disorderly Conduct

I was just thinking the other day how impressive Pacman has been in seemingly turning his pro career around and avoiding getting into trouble. Whoops. I wonder if there will be any suspension given his previous run-ins. 1 point to the Bengals

Aldon Smith Arrested for DUI & MJ, with a great mugshot

Not many good arrests lately, so thankfully Aldon Smith has come to the rescue. He was arrested on suspicion of DUI and woops, the cops also found some weed on him! He then gave us this great mug shot. 2 points to San Fran.

ANOTHER Von Miller arrest! Warrant for failing to appear in court

This time in California. This is unbelievably pathetic and reeks of a person who thinks they are above the law. Yet another 1 point for the pathetic Denver Broncos franchise.

Von Miller cited for speeding & driving with suspended license

Yet another Denver hiccup. Tack on 1 more point to extend their lead over New England to 3 points in the Crime rankings.