2013 Crime Champions - Denver Broncos

While losing the Superbowl sucks, at least the Broncos can take solace in winning the 2013 NFL Crime Championship. This was not easy work as the Patriots were pushing an early lead with Aaron Hernandez arrest for murder. But the Broncos were steady in producing 7 different arrests this season, including 2 DUIs by management.
You deserve a trophy mug made out of bacon.

The 2013 Crime Season is almost over...

And it sure looks like Denver is going to win the Crime Championship. At 11 points, they are still 3 points ahead of the 49ers (who have just emerged in 2nd place). Seattle is looking golden to win the Drug Championship with 6 points. Gee, Denver and Seattle. Legalized MJ, Superbowl, and soon to be Crime / Drug champions!

49ers guard Daniel Kilgore arrested for public intoxication

Daniel Kilgore was arrested for public intoxication last weekend near his Tennessee home. 1 crime point to the 49ers.

Fred Davis suspended 6 games for PEDS

After winning the PED Rankings in 2012, Washington has made a late move into 3rd place with a 6 game suspension to Fred Davis.

Kellen Winslow Pleases His Little Soldier at Target

Apparently Kellen whipped it out in a parking lot at Target. No arrest, but worth at least 2 inflammatory points, don't you think?
UPDATE: Bumped up to 3 by popular demand!

Davone Bess arrested for assaulting a police officer

I think this is worth 2 crime points, what do you think?

Transaction Sheet 1/5/2014