Monday, August 26, 2013

Mike Goodson Suspended 4 games for PEDS

Already accruing points for being arrested in May, Mike Goodson is now helping the Jets in the PED category with a 4 game suspension. Nice job, Mike.

Vikings Jerome Felton Suspended 3 games for PED Violation

Nice job getting an odd number of games, given the NFL usually gives bans in even numbers. Curious to find out more info on the actual substance.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Richie Incognito Knocked out a Hotel Security Guard

Incognito better figure out a better way to disguise himself, as the dirty player allegedly knocked out a hotel security guard. There's no real arrest (yet), but I think this fits into the crime category. 1 point for Miami.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Wrong Direction: Von Miller suspension going up from 4 to 6 games

So much for being vindicated. Instead, it appears Von Miller is going to be suspended an additional 2 games to the original 4 games for PED use. Another 0.5 PED points to the Broncos, who continue their overall domination of the rankings.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Greg Jennings says the Packers brainwash players

If true, does that mean the Vikings stupedize their players? How many inflammatory points is that worth?

Monday, August 5, 2013

Joe McKnight arrested for not paying fines

Pulled over for speeding then arrested for nor paying fines. Dummy. 1 point.

Bucs' Charles Darby arrested for domestic violence

Gotta love those domestic disputes. This one seems pretty minor, as allegedly Darby "only" pushed his wife during an argument. 1 point to Tampa Bay.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Cardinals Cheerleader Arrested for Assault

We love diversity. It's not just about the players, but the entire organization's behavior. Including cheerleaders. 1 point for Arizona.

Friday, August 2, 2013

Asa Jackson Suspended 8 games for PEDS

Following a 4 game ban last year, Jackson has doubled down and lost his gamble. Will he try for a trifecta next year and lose the whole season? 2 PED points to the Ravens.