Aldon Smith Makes Bomb Threats at LAX

Aldon Smith was apparently drunk and making bomb threats at LAX this weekend. Class act. Tough to determine how many Crime points this is worth. Could be seen as harmless, but bomb threats at airports are pretty much never seen as benign. I'm going with 3 points initially, but will changed based on vote input. What do you think?

49ers guard Daniel Kilgore arrested for public intoxication

Daniel Kilgore was arrested for public intoxication last weekend near his Tennessee home. 1 crime point to the 49ers.

Aldon Smith Arrested for DUI & MJ, with a great mugshot

Not many good arrests lately, so thankfully Aldon Smith has come to the rescue. He was arrested on suspicion of DUI and woops, the cops also found some weed on him! He then gave us this great mug shot. 2 points to San Fran.

Demarcus Dobbs suspended 1 week for PEDS

Just one week? How does that happen? What, did he drink too much caffeine?

A DoublePlay - Eric Wright arrested on misdemeanor charge - goes against both Bucs and 49ers

I find these cases the most amusing. You have a player arrested on a misdemeanor charge while with his old team, cut, then picked up by another team. Clearly, the Bucs are penalized 1 point, but I also think the 49ers deserve a point since they picked him up right after. Did they know about the arrest? Doesn't matter - it's their responsibility to find out and their integrity should be affected.